<Gadget> As I lay me down to sleep,
<Gadget> I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
<Gadget> One who's sexy, blonde and long.
<Gadget> Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
<Gadget> One who sucks And doesn't speak.
<Gadget> And promises to do so, once a week.
<Gadget> I pray that she is very randy,
<Gadget> Cause one like that would come in handy.
<Gadget> Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
<Gadget> And once I'm done, she begs for more.
<Gadget> Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
<Gadget> Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
<Gadget> One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
<Gadget> And brings ME a beer, when she comes from the kitchen!
<Gadget> I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
<Gadget> And would never complain when I do her best friend.
<Gadget> Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
<Gadget> So I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.
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